Quote of the Day

"The older you get, the more you want your panties." - My 74-year-old patient, on the importance of wearing underwear

Quote of the Day

Patient, to me: "You got any drinks?"
Me: "We've got Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, Diet Sprite, Dr. Pepper, and Diet Dr. Pepper."
Patient: "Gimme a Pepsi."

Uhhh...

Quote of the Day

Possibly the best patient quote of all time...

"This one time, I went all the way up to [insert name of faraway city here] Minnesota - I had hemorrhoid surgery with laser beams..."

Quote(s) of the Day

So, I've done a terrible job keeping up with this site. Hopefully, I'll get better, but I don't want to make any promises. To make up for my lack of posts, here are a few quotes that I needed to hear today:

It is not work that kills men, it is worry. Work is healthy; you can hardly put more on a man than he can bear. But worry is rust upon the blade. It is not movement that destroys the machinery, but friction.
- Henry Ward Beecher

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

The rose is fairest when 't is budding new, and hope is brightest when it dawns from fears. - Walter Scott

Quote of the Day

Patient: I have two kids at home, and I've never left them.
Nurse: How old are they?
Patient: 19 & 14.

YouTube Video of the Day

I had another video all picked out, but then I saw this one. This little girl is hysterical AND hysterically funny. She's three, and she loves Justin Bieber.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTCm8tdHkfI

Website of the Day

Hilarious and also super useful :)

http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/